i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
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the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
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i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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