THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
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just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
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Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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