hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
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Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
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He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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