wanna go halves on a baby?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
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And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
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Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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