I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
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Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
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WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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