??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
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This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
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Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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