haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
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when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
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Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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