I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
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First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
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did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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