Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
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did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
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I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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