No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
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I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
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Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
The struggles of a small town man whore
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Randomize