Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
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you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
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You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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