and she was petting her beer can
it's great music for shaving your balls
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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