At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
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So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
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I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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