I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
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I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
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I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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