I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
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I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
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I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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