This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
where are my eyebrows?
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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