Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
where does the pee come out of this thing
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
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I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
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I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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