i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
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New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
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I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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