I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
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You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
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If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I would ride that face into the sunset
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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