She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
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I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Mom said you looked used
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
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We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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