I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
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Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
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There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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