Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
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she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
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You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
My feet surprised me
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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