i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
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the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
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Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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