butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
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Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
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As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
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