I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
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so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
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I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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