2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
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Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
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I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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