2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
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He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
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I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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