I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
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there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
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Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
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