I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
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No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
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Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
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