he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
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I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
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He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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