bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
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we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
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I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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