Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
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this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
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It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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