Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
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i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
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Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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