and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
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I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
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Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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