Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
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I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
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In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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