There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
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Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I need moral support for this bender
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
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Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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