my room smells like sperm. sweet.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
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still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
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Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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