you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
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So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
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I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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