i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
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Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
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I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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