Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
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U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
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Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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