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what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
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thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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