Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
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Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
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He? As in you personified your dick?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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