If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
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Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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