I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
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The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
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I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
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