yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
and she was petting her beer can
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
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I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
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Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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