So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
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My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
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He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
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