I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
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Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
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It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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