Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
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his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
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she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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