a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
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ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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