I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
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I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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